This week from the kids:
“Oh! Say hi to my peenie!”
“I going to be the boy mermaid. The bad boy mermaid.”
“Oh cool, Mama, look! Your hair is turning white!”
“I’M NOT YELLING! I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE – what? Oh.”
“What’s that fruit? Is that a plump? I love the plumps! Can I has it?”
“But I’m only a little bit naked.”
“Watch me! I’m doing the fashion dance!”
