And now for something completely different: a spoonful of accidental witticisms, assorted half-truths, earnest natterings, and downright inanities provided courtesy of my children on a weekly basis. Enjoy!
“Am I wearing underwear?”
“My favorite fruit is… all the fruit.”
“Ackshooly, it’s poop.”
“The way it works is, uh, it works by, uh… um… how does this thing work, anyway?”
“When I say give me a cookie, YOU GIVE ME A COOKIE. Mama. Do you understand?”
“How do unicorns get born? Do they put the horn on afterwards?”
“Doh, ray, me, fa, so, la, pee, doh!”
